1 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:08,480 I have been drugged, burned, 2 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,760 they tried to drown me in my own pool, 3 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,240 in the deep part. And you there. 4 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,360 I don't want you to work here never again. 5 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:15,960 No! 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,920 -This bear who is pushing the chair, 7 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,680 who is it? Gianluca Bellucci, 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,240 our new head of security, the new Andrei. 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,760 I'm going to kill "tutti" Carranza. 10 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,040 -Come on, damn. 11 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,680 (LAUGHS) 12 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,000 "Arrivederci, panolis"! 13 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,680 Ivan. -Is that Rocío? 14 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,680 -Tell this one to let me go, I'm going to blow you up! 15 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,480 Stop screwing up my life, that you are a pimp. 16 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,400 -Ayyy. 17 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,440 -To heaven with her. 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,480 -Come up, I'll take you. 19 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,080 -Oh really? -That you are hired again. 20 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,960 -Not play with my soul? 21 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,080 I missed you, sir. -Already. And me too, Andrei. 22 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:00,760 (Door) 23 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:01,800 I'm pregnant. 24 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,160 Have you been such an idiot How to get pregnant? 25 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,680 The father is Javier Carranza. 26 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,920 -We are going to be parents! 27 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,480 Sister? You've come to bring us tupperware. 28 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,560 No, I came to bring you this. 29 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:19,440 You have a month to pay another 100,000 euros. 30 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,480 Get out of here. 31 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,200 Thank you very much for giving us your savings. 32 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,480 Ivan, take out aunt's things of the van. 33 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,840 This seems strange to me. 34 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,440 How many payments do you need to raise 200,000 euros? 35 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,640 Life in the country is different. Look, for example, at a blue box. 36 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:35,760 I will never let that baby be born. will abort, 37 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,680 even if I have to pass it on an iron for the papo. 38 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,160 I'm in love with Javi, I love him. 39 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,440 -My only dream was to take you dressed in white to the altar 40 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,160 with an Aznar or, at least, a Bárcenas. 41 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,200 -My son will always be a De la Vega. 42 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,720 -Sarita, when your mother left us, he started screaming 43 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,600 from the courthouse door that I was not going to be a good father, 44 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,200 that couldn't be. -You are a good father. 45 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,320 What are you doing, pusillanimous? 46 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,840 You just destroyed to this family! 47 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,520 (classical music) 48 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,440 Since when do you listen to Vivaldi, dad? 49 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,720 -Oh, daughter, From now on, in this house, 50 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,360 you always go to breakfast with classic things: 51 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,480 his Vivaldi, his Mozart and his Luis Cobos, 52 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,040 what have they told me which is very good for the baby. 53 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,520 (LAUGHS) Hello, grandson, good morning. Better put a requiem, 54 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,440 get used to it to the shitty life that awaits him. 55 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,720 Are you always going to treat like this to your great-grandson, grandmother? 56 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,560 I will give him unfair slaps. Not even close. 57 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,560 That boy is going to play soccer with me 58 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,720 and I plan to build it a field for himself, 59 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,760 with its lawn, its stands and a bar. And on top of that, does it excite you? 60 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,840 Yes. 61 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,960 -Boss, sorry for the interruption. 62 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,200 -Man, Andrei, what a joy to see you again 63 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,680 for this house, sweetie. Happens. -Andrei. 64 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,800 -You don't move much, Miss have French toast in the oven. 65 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,120 -What torrija? What are you saying? 66 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,520 -It refers to Goyito, dad, that I am pregnant 67 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,240 -And I'm happy for you, lady. -Everyone, Andrei, everyone. 68 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,560 Not all, not all, I don't agree 69 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,520 with the hiring of this delay. 70 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,560 Yes at least they gave us a subsidy 71 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,120 for having him here working... 72 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,960 Andrei is a thousand times better That psychopath from the Italian, 73 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,840 who was like a goat. 74 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,960 -I miss your love. 75 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,240 Asshole. 76 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,640 Come on, Andrei, tell me, what did you want? 77 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,440 -We have a visitor, sir. -Visit? Now? 78 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,520 Who is it about? -From his ex-wife. 79 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,720 And this piece of entourage? 80 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,120 But who comes here to visit, Aladdin? 81 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,440 -I think I'm confused, boss. 82 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,560 That elegant and stylish woman, at the same time exquisite, 83 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,840 not being able to be your ex-wife. 84 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:04,080 -I have been married to her for ten years. I'll tell you if it is Asun or not. 85 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,400 And that is her husband, the sheikh. He left me for that bastard. 86 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,960 and here I am like an asshole, waving. 87 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,760 Come, say hello, Join me in the bullshit. 88 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,400 To say hello, That bastard is loaded. 89 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,680 -Sarita, is that mom? -I don't understand, what are you doing here? 90 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,400 -Let me see you. 91 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,760 I can't believe that my daughter has grown so much. 92 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:39,400 -Wow, wow, Asun, What a surprise and what a joy, eh? 93 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,640 You are... 94 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,000 I see you exactly the same as always. 95 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,320 -My name is no longer Asun. 96 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,680 By embracing Islam, I changed my name. 97 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,160 Now I'm Amira. 98 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,760 I had forgotten this smell. 99 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,680 -What smell? -The whiff of Vicálvaro 100 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,840 and the one in this house, like an old pipe. 101 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,880 -Don't start, please, eh? -You look beautiful, mom. 102 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,920 -No, don't call her mom, that maybe in the desert 103 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,280 it is not carried Call her by her princess name. 104 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,440 What was it like, Armenia or Herminia? 105 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,800 You are Assumption of all life. 106 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,960 Mrs. Consuelo. 107 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,520 How long. 108 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,800 -Let's see, it's not that I want to be rude, 109 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:25,280 but can you know What the hell are you doing in this house? 110 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,080 -I wanted to know how my daughter was doing. 111 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,080 How hard to find out from others that your daughter 112 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,160 She got pregnant by a poor man. -Who told you? 113 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,320 -Fuck, mother, you? 114 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,240 Don't be rude, Esteban, 115 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:41,920 invites princess Amira to come to our humble little house. 116 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:45,040 I made them prepare a brunch for you, but without ham. 117 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,520 Thank you very much, Consuelo. 118 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,480 (SPEAKS IN ARABIC) 119 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,880 -Come, mom, come in. 120 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,320 -Come on, come on, everyone inside, 121 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,560 to invade my house. This already looks like the Cirque du Soleil. 122 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:06,440 Mother, what is happening here? Because you can't stand my ex-wife, 123 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,760 that you had them put on you an obituary in ABC when he left me. 124 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,640 Son, you have to know how to forgive. 125 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,600 What did you call her for? That I know her. 126 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,040 What do you want? 127 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:20,120 I? Well, the blacks Don't go hungry, world peace 128 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,520 and that we all love each other like brothers. 129 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,440 And that baby doesn't arrive alive to the second ultrasound. 130 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,520 Please look how cool it is. Oh! 131 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,800 -Well, this is my churumbelito. 132 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,200 -Oh, how soon that we are going to map it. 133 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,520 All the secrets of the universe concentrated in a cell, brother. 134 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,240 It seems like pigeon shit to me. 135 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,840 It shows that you sold biology books 136 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,800 to buy drugs. That's part of the zygote. 137 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:59,880 No, no, no, this is chocolate from this morning, from the Neapolitan. 138 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,560 Well, well, I think the time has come 139 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,880 of the first gift for my nephew or niece. 140 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,760 Oh, little brother. Let's see... 141 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,120 You're going to freak out. 142 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:15,280 Come on, brother, what is this? Your first primer, eh? 143 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:19,040 five euros and a gift cap, eh? 144 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,960 What a fucking gift, cousin. (LAUGH) 145 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,920 -Good. (ALL) Hello, aunt. 146 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,040 -I present to you Josico, eh? 147 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,800 has brought me some boxes of vegetables from my garden. 148 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,560 -Hello good. -And now super surprise. 149 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,760 Gift for the future father, the first gift for the creature. 150 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,520 Well, the second one, huh? Oh well. 151 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,560 I have seen it in a shop window and I couldn't help it. 152 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:42,960 -Open. 153 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:47,320 Hello! A Fender Stratocaster! 154 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,920 Is it called that? What a funny name, right? 155 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,440 Stratocaster. (IMITATES CHIQUITO DE LA CALZADA) 156 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,920 Do you see? This is a gift. 157 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,680 If you are not going to be able to touch it until he is 15 years old. 158 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,840 Well, but while the father enjoys it. 159 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,720 -Tita, thank you very much, really. 160 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,200 Carmina, come, that we have to talk. 161 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:04,680 Come on. 162 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,920 Can you know How much did that cost you? 163 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,280 Don't you know we're stiff? What do I know? 164 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,280 It made me excited a little gift for the creature. 165 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,840 You have already done enough for this family, 166 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:20,760 You have given us all your savings. Yes, but everything is little for you. 167 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,680 Look, you've got me really fed up, huh? 168 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:28,840 Come on. Raúl, Javi, go to the van and you bring me two sacks of potatoes, eh? 169 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,160 -What for now, aunt? 170 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,080 -I'm going to make an omelette and I'm going to send it to your girlfriend. 171 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,800 The other day I saw her very thin, a lot of tits and little meat. 172 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:36,880 (Mobile) 173 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,440 Oh, the phone. 174 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,120 Let's see, it must be the trypone, what is that... 175 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,840 Give him regards. Why did you bring so many vegetables? 176 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,720 Indeed, trypone. Forgive me, I'm coming now. 177 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:53,200 Eusebio, how many times have I told you Don't call me on this phone? 178 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,040 You already know the price. It's just that I can't now. 179 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,280 -Tita, the keys to the van. -Uh-huh. Let's see. 180 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:02,840 Take. 181 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,040 Hello, I'm with my things, man, let me. 182 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,200 Strip. 183 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,520 that no, I told you I can't. 184 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:15,440 Well, I'll call you now, okay? Come on, goodbye. 185 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,560 -Visit may not be a good idea, boss. 186 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,400 Where there is fire, you will be disgusted. 187 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,800 -No, not disgusting, embers, Andrei, It is called embers. 188 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,680 But look, for once you're going to be right, 189 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,360 because what I feel For that woman it is truly disgusting. 190 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,560 Did I tell you the history of the sports car? -Many times, sir. 191 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,480 -Well you'll see. Summer in Marbella, walk through Puerto Banús, 192 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,600 five in the afternoon, a heat that was... 193 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,320 Asun, who was still called Asun, hooked on my arm. 194 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,520 and suddenly A sports car stops next to us. 195 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:44,800 (IMITATES THE SOUND) 196 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,200 -A yellow Lamborghini, sir. 197 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:50,640 -No, not yellow, ready, Phosphorous color, a horrible car. 198 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:53,240 Anyway, Asun is going to ask him for a store 199 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,840 what we were looking for, It is mounted in the car and until today. 200 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:02,120 -I put your pieces together, sir, be a shoulder to cry on. 201 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,800 Come on. -Hey, 202 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,120 that guitar what your aunt gave you 203 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,800 It has to cost a lot, right? -Yeah. 204 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,000 -Doesn't it seem strange to you? that it is so lined? 205 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,000 -Yes, but what about how well What is coming to us? Hey? 206 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,600 Look at this potato, 207 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,160 how do you notice It's a field potato, right? 208 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,320 This transports you to the Garden of Eden, 209 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,200 It has another texture, another strength. 210 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,800 Even if you smell a little, It smells like manure. 211 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,400 Of course, because you have stepped dog poop, brother. 212 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,320 Damn, how disgusting. What I'm saying 213 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,000 is that to Pachamama We have it made into foxes. 214 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:40,040 What do you say about Pachamama? It sounds like a King Africa song. 215 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,960 what i say is climate change, 216 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,680 that we are destroying the Earth. If it's raining in Murcia, eh? 217 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,600 You have to love the planet, respect it, take care of it. 218 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,760 Holy shit, a worm! Oh, what a disgusting worm, damn! 219 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,800 It makes me sick. It doesn't crawl anymore. 220 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,840 Damn, what is this? 221 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,240 A tita box. Have you never seen a box? 222 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,040 Yes, yes, I have seen many boxes. 223 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:03,120 And from my experience, I tell you that when a box 224 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:06,280 It is locked, someone is hiding something. 225 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,600 Like I've been in jail, I know everything. 226 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,360 Why do you eat the box? I take it back. 227 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,360 What's in there, huh? 228 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,920 I tell you what there is not: potatoes and vegetables. 229 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,480 Let's take this and leave that, it is not ours. 230 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,520 You're right, cousin. What are we becoming? 231 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,560 You have to respect private property. 232 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,600 I'm proud of you. Take. 233 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,720 Go for God, What butter hands, Raulito. 234 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,440 Look, look. It was you, you deliberately threw it away. 235 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,680 What bad luck, It has opened by itself. 236 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,000 Look, look. 237 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,440 Hello, since we are, let's take a look at it. 238 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,560 Host! The virgin, damn it! 239 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,800 There are at least 1,000 turkeys. No, no, there is more. 240 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,400 Silvio Perez. 241 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,560 January 30, 60 euros. 242 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:57,400 Pablico from the bar, February 17, 60 euros. 243 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,800 Oh, have you seen? 244 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,360 Didn't you want to know where did the aunt get the money from? 245 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,240 Well look, This is your account book. 246 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,720 He is taking care of the elderly and write down everything you are winning. 247 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,400 For example, Father Julian. 248 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,920 Well, 200 euros, the man will be very bad 249 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,120 and does a complete service. Full service? 250 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,440 Damn, but this Julián repeat every week. 251 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,520 And the aunt makes him a complete service. 252 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,320 -That's where he gets the money from. 253 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,080 No, man. What do you mean, that...? 254 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:30,160 Complete service, they are clients. 255 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,840 He charges them 60 euros. 256 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,440 No, it's impossible, that my aunt godmother 257 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,320 It's not what you say. 258 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,560 What are you doing there? 259 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,800 -Eh... Now let's go, tita, now let's go 260 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,640 Have you seen? 261 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,200 No, man, no. 262 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,800 Cousin, since I have been in jail, 263 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,320 I only trust what I see. 264 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:57,120 And based on these documents, and presumably... 265 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,880 How about the aunt? It's a bitch. 266 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,200 I leave it there. 267 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,640 -What noise is that? What's happening? 268 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,320 What are you doing, Jacob? 269 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,280 -Look, dad, what mom gave me. 270 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:18,120 -Yes, the motorcycle is very nice, beautiful, but stop blowing the whistle now. 271 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,840 God! Let's see, Asunción, very nice detail, 272 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,560 beautiful motorcycle, but there was no need. 273 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,400 I take Jacobito buying motorcycles since he was seven years old. 274 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:31,480 -Okay, I'll have it returned. -No, no, wait, wait, 275 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,800 that is not necessary either upset the child now. 276 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,120 All I say is is that these things 277 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,240 consult me. -Dad, don't be annoying. 278 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,520 -And what did he give you? 279 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,880 A Percheron horse, a boat, a private jet? 280 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,040 -No, a little bag of nothing, a little bag. 281 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,960 (WHISTLES) -That's a Gucci Gucci. 282 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,080 - Cuchi, cuchi. 283 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,240 -No, Andrei, Gucci, the brand. -A little gift for the girl. 284 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,480 Although I have brought him some more gift. 285 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,440 Come on, tell dad. 286 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,280 -Eh... What mom wants Tomorrow I go back to her. 287 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,760 -As? No no. Are you crazy? What do you want, take my daughter? 288 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,680 -It's only two weeks. A mother and daughter trip. 289 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,120 -He has a house in Miami. 290 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,240 -Door with door with that of Alejandro Sanz. 291 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,720 It's just that since you hate traveling... 292 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,280 -Hate, hate... Nor hate, woman, what a word. 293 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,200 Come on, you and I haven't hit each other summers there in Mallorca. 294 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,520 -Dad, don't get involved, It's a little trip of nothing and that's it. 295 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:27,240 -Well, I guess if your boyfriend I can spend a couple of weeks without you, 296 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:30,040 your dad too. (LAUGHS) -Thank you, dad! 297 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,640 -What do you think? If we have a farewell dinner? 298 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,320 -Can Javi come? I can't wait for mom to meet him. 299 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,160 -Yes, man, what was missing, the little music also at home 300 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,120 and get you pregnant again. -Please, daddy, please, please, please. 301 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,720 -Okay, okay, stop it. 302 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,560 Yes, okay, you can come the flute dog home. 303 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,400 -Thank you, I love you. 304 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,040 -Esteban. -That? 305 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,160 -You worry me. -I? 306 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,200 -Yeah. -Because? 307 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,760 -Are you still as alone as always? 308 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,400 -Well no, I'm not alone, It turns out that I have a girlfriend. 309 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,480 She is a spectacular woman. By the way, coincidentally, 310 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:08,240 It's Julieta, my girlfriend, the woman What I have loved most in my life. 311 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,920 Tell me, Juliet, darling, dear, my life, my love. 312 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,160 Oh, what are you coming? Well of course yes. 313 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,160 Shall I send you a driver? Yes, yes, yes. 314 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,400 No, wait, this It's better to talk about it in private. 315 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,960 Yes tell me. 316 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,600 And what have you brought me, fox? 317 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,840 Doña Consuelo, for you, what was agreed. 318 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,080 I promise you that Sara It's going to leave that guy starving. 319 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,760 For a little trip? 320 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,080 When I leave here and see the world outside, 321 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,680 You won't want to come back, I assure you. Just like it happened to me. 322 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,800 I want you to take my granddaughter away of the Carranzas, 323 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,360 not from this family. 324 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:49,240 Because there are many gods, many, but only one is the authentic one. 325 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,480 Island shrimp. 326 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:55,880 Let's remember a little his palms. And... Just a second. 327 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,760 Let's see. Well, warm up, now I come 328 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,600 Tell me, Sarita, darling, pretty mommy, what? 329 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,080 -Oops, oops, no need that you are so clingy, son. 330 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,840 I have to tell you something. 331 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:13,000 My mother has come from Abu Dhabi and wants to meet you. 332 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,320 -Know me? Meet me how, in person? 333 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,320 -Not in person, no, he wants to send you a Facebook friendship, 334 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,640 doesn't it bother you? Yes, in person. 335 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,960 Are you coming to dinner today? 336 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,680 -Sarita, I'm very busy, 337 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,280 we have the suspicion that my aunt is a whore. 338 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,480 -What do you say now, Javi, what are you talking about? 339 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,960 -Nothing, nothing, family things. 340 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,280 -Well, come on, I want to show off as a boyfriend. 341 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,920 And I really want that you know my mother. 342 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,200 Do you know that since the separation of my parents, 343 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,560 during all the years, He gave me the same gift 344 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,840 for my birthday? A stuffed animal, I call him Verdito. 345 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,480 Well what I'm looking forward to let him know you 346 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,760 and see you tonight, okay, my love? 347 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,520 -Come on, a little kiss. -A big kiss, bye. 348 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,480 -At the De la Vega house. Yes, and... 349 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,800 -Do I get you right? 350 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,600 -Yes, yes, You catch me in the car right now. 351 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,840 Well, I've been living here lately. 352 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,080 -I miss you. 353 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:16,000 -Jacobo, listen to me, really. I haven't been able to explain to you what happened 354 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,240 and what I felt, because... 355 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,600 -Listen to me. My mother has come from Abu Dhabi. 356 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,360 Let's all have dinner together and I would like you to come. 357 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,160 -Do you want me to come to your house for dinner? -Yeah. If you want, of course. 358 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,800 -Wait, does that mean? What are you forgiving me? 359 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:39,000 -It means that always that you completely close the past, 360 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,360 we can start again 361 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:44,000 but only if you forget forever of the prisoner's bastard. 362 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,560 -Probably not, but what if? Like probably not? 363 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,000 Well of course not, man, which is biologically impossible, 364 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,720 that titas don't do that. 365 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:56,840 Truly, my son, 366 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,760 you have to stop being a bubble boy 367 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,280 What do you say about bubble boy? You never find out anything. 368 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,000 How many years were you thinking that the tooth fairy 369 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,320 Did you live under the radiator? 370 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,200 What does it have to do with the tooth fairy 371 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,960 with the aunt being a whore? As? 372 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,040 As? That? What do you say about the aunt? 373 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,480 Nothing, he likes fruit. Nothing, cousin. 374 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,680 -Look, I count one and you'll tell me. what the hell is happening. 375 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,200 Don't mess up again and make my husband fart. 376 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,720 Ivan, please, what's wrong? 377 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,080 Tell him, you're so smart and so strong. 378 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:26,320 What does it say that the aunt exercises? the oldest job there is. 379 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,240 But what nonsense are you talking about? 380 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,800 How can you say an outrage like that from your aunt? 381 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,040 I have told you, has a twisted mind, 382 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,160 everything takes to the darkness, to the cave 383 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,480 Your aunt would never exercise prostitution, Ivan. 384 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,680 -No. No. 385 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,720 No. 386 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,960 -What was his name? This cook, the new one? 387 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Milton. 388 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,880 And why is Milton leaving from the bath with the aunt? 389 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,680 I'm a bubble boy. That? 390 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,640 -I told you. 391 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,120 Bitch. 392 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,400 (Door) 393 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,280 Busy. 394 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,920 Damn, Andrei, I have told you a thousand times 395 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,320 that you use the service bathroom, You're jamming this one for me. 396 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,920 Ah, yes I already said that there was a cat trapped here. 397 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,880 Well, you're clear, beautiful, here now Chache has a girlfriend. 398 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,080 -I wanted to talk to you, but not in front of the children. 399 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,280 I remembered you a little short, not that you were subnormal. 400 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,520 How do you let your daughter stay pregnant with a starving man? 401 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,320 Do you want me to throw away your life to the trash? 402 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,360 -And you, chitón, eh? Chiton, but chiton. 403 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,720 Not a fucking word about that topic. can you say, 404 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:59,920 that in this house you are a spoon, that you neither puncture nor cut, Asunción. 405 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,200 -Your mother doesn't think the same. He had to call me 406 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,720 because you are incapable to solve anything. 407 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,600 -Oh, so that's what it is, right? 408 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,080 What do you want to give me lessons? how to raise our children. 409 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,880 Do I remind you how you left? with the caliph's tacky 410 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,760 in the car that match? -But look where you are, Esteban. 411 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,240 -What, where am I? Well I'm in my house, 412 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,040 with my family, in my bathroom, 413 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,040 my bathroom. -You are exactly where I left you. 414 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,160 You have always had a little head full of illusions, 415 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,080 but actually You are nothing more than an almost in everything. 416 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,360 An almost smart, an almost rich... 417 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,840 Almost handsome. 418 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,120 -Do not touch me. 419 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,400 -Do you want to know what I think? every time I go to Dubai? 420 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,640 How happy I am. 421 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,240 The best thing I have done in life It was leaving you, Esteban. 422 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,360 -But how can you be so son of a bitch? 423 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,720 -Honey, you haven't seen anything. 424 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,800 -Damn bitch. 425 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,320 (Door) 426 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,680 (Door) 427 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,360 -Daughter of a bitch... 428 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,880 Juliet. -Hello. 429 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,720 -What are you doing down there? -That I had dropped my earring. 430 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,440 -Hello. -How are you? 431 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:27,440 -Good. Do you know that I'm having a cool idea? 432 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,360 How about you and I go? 433 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,520 to spend the whole day to the golf club calmly? 434 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,200 -Well, do you know that I have another much better idea? 435 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,280 -Which? 436 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,840 -Introduce me to your ex-wife. 437 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,600 -Hello, little one. 438 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,200 What are you doing, huh? 439 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,040 -Well, doing what he told me, Boss, take out the barrels. 440 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,240 -Don't lie and speak clearly, idiot. 441 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,960 -That? That...? What does it say? 442 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,440 -We are talking from the bathroom scene. 443 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,200 Hey? 444 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,240 Let's see, it seems that we are not clarifying. 445 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,680 What my cousin and my lady mean 446 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:15,000 is that you have come out of the bathroom and then, followed, my aunt. 447 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,000 So, we have suspected... 448 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,280 what the fuck were you doing in the bathroom, damn? 449 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,760 -So, what has my aunt done to you? a complete service? 450 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,680 -They are not sold in my bar, They are not even rented, 451 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,800 They don't even buy women, fucking sexist. 452 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,160 -I... I have to go. 453 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,600 -You're not going anywhere, I'll take your shit, 454 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,360 I'll tear it off from you and make a purse. 455 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,480 -That's it, cut off his dick to that calf. 456 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,360 Valeria, don't get dirty, eh? Not you, huh? 457 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,240 Let's see, let it go, for God's sake. Let go and let go of that. 458 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,640 -But, aunt, he's a son of a bitch. that is exploiting you, 459 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,400 He has taken advantage of you. -Nobody here has exploited anyone. 460 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,560 What has happened between Milton and me It has been a commercial exchange. 461 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,600 Oh, he recognizes it. 462 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,480 I don't want to hear it, another myth that falls apart. 463 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,280 Come on, darling, you go now. 464 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,800 -Strip. 465 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,280 Has he confessed yet? 466 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,960 Milton gave me 50 euros for this. 467 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,880 For parsley? Is it ecological? 468 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,920 That's not parsley. -That's marijuana. 469 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,800 What are you saying? How is it going to be mar...? 470 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,040 Oh, Raulito. 471 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,480 I am a drug dealer. 472 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,720 Holy bitch! 473 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,680 No bitch, here the aunt is a camel. 474 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,280 Well, you know I have always had a lot of hand 475 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,280 with gardening. One of your many virtues. 476 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,240 people say that you have to talk to the plants. 477 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,280 Nonsense, as if they were people. 478 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,360 Plants must be fertilized with sheep shit. 479 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,600 The fact is that Luis, a neighbor of the town, Luis the shepherd, 480 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,960 a very ugly lump appeared here on the side. 481 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,800 Did you know that plants are do they relieve pain? Hey? 482 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,040 Well, I didn't know it either, 483 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,400 the girl told me from Loli the apothecary. 484 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,800 She is a hippy, but it is very clean, very clean. 485 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,600 The fact is that it gave me some hemp seeds, 486 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,320 I planted them, then I collected them... 487 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,600 Hey, and that I relieved Luis's pain. 488 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,280 Let's see, I didn't charge you anything, eh? Only the will. 489 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,600 -Holy shit, 200,000 euros It's a lot of will, tita. 490 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,800 -It's that when it's not cancer, it's arthritis 491 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:06,240 And if not, it's depression, you know? And the word spread... 492 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,160 Ha! And that I have become a camel. (LAUGH) 493 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,400 -Carmina, but that is very dangerous. What if the police catch you? 494 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,680 -But they already know. 495 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:19,000 They know that it is not because of vice, which is to help. 496 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,840 And then they turn a blind eye 497 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,120 and me after every month I give them a tip. 498 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,560 -Are you spreading to the Civil Guard, auntie? 499 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,280 -Spread, spread... 500 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,800 Furthermore, Sgt. He is the son of Cagaollas, 501 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,920 is that practically It's family. 502 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,160 -Fuck, tita, you're Tony Soprano. 503 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,960 -I do it to help, eh? 504 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,160 -If we remove the issue of drug trafficking, 505 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,440 bribes and influence peddling, 506 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,680 you are doing a great job. 507 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,160 very big, commendable I would say, tita. 508 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,520 Thank you so much. 509 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,640 -What's wrong, aunt? 510 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:58,640 -I'm tired. 511 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,240 I've been thinking for a long time to leave the business and I can't. 512 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,560 -Why's that? 513 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,600 -I have a small surplus and I don't know what to do with it. 514 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,280 -Police! 515 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,280 -Hide that. -Everyone on the ground! 516 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,320 -Stay still! -Okay, okay, okay. 517 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,440 Host! 518 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,960 -Damn, okay, okay. Holy shit, holy shit! 519 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,000 Register them all. 520 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,840 Oh, very kind. 521 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,720 If you want, You're putting on the handcuffs, kid. 522 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,920 -What do you want, asshole? Stop harassing us. 523 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,400 -They have nothing, sir. -Let's see, agent, that's mine. 524 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,320 It is for medicinal use, it is not a crime. 525 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,000 -Let me guess. 526 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,000 The same third world look, the same smell of shit... 527 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,280 you must be María del Carmen Carranza. 528 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,280 -Take that back, bastard! -Leave it, nephew. 529 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,160 This one wants blood, Don't give him the pleasure. 530 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,800 You can't stop me. -The lady is right, 531 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,040 for this bag I can't stop her, no. 532 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,960 I stop her for major traffic of narcotics. 533 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,200 Handcuff her. 534 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,200 -No, Miranda, don't even think about it. Touch my aunt, I'll shit in my milk. 535 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,840 -This is an outrage, did you hear me? 536 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,440 -Let's see, ma'am, 537 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,120 where have you hidden the rest of the marijuana? 538 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,000 -What does it mean? There is nothing else. 539 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,120 -Sure? -Yeah. 540 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,280 -Search his van, Let's see what the witch Avería has here. 541 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,280 Come on, let's go. -Don't touch me, don't touch me. 542 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,480 -Be quiet. -What's happening? 543 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,960 -Come outside, Ivan. Come on, come on. 544 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,880 Hey, no pushing. 545 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,600 It's getting confused, My aunt is a candid soul. 546 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,480 Have you looked at the double bottom? -Yes, sir, more potatoes. 547 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,280 And some onions. 548 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,800 -Take her. -That? If you haven't found anything. 549 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,120 -Stay still, kid. Go find a lawyer, 550 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,640 This time I have you caught. 551 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,280 -Rope of eggs, This isn't going to stay like this, right? 552 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,720 What's going on there? I don't know. 553 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,080 They take her away, they take her away. Oh well! 554 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,760 What's wrong with this family? that we are soul of prison? 555 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,960 Really. What's going on here? What's happening? 556 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,960 With all my sister's things lying on the ground. 557 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,640 Are you crazy or what? Hey, hey, Carmina! 558 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,160 Shit police. Leave it, leave it, tita. 559 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,080 What the hell have you done? 560 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,000 Raúl, you earn it, eh? 561 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,320 -Hello. 562 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,040 You must be Asun. 563 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,160 -Amira. 564 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,320 -Oh, it's true, If you are now a princess. 565 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,640 Well, I am Juliet, Esteban's girlfriend. 566 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,960 Don't you care to put me next to you? 567 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,040 -At all. 568 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,960 -That's great, I love them these girls meetings. 569 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,920 Of course you will be used to it, right? There in the harem, with your friends. 570 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,240 I have always had a curiosity, How do you do it in bed? 571 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,560 Do you take turns? 572 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,080 -My sheikh is very modern. 573 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,640 I am his only wife, I'm enough for you. 574 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,320 -What the hell are you saying? my ex's daughter of a bitch to Julieta? 575 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,480 He's probably giving birth to her. 576 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,760 -Porn lady defend yourself well, give zasca to queen mora. 577 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,720 -How the hell do you know? 578 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,640 -I was trained by KGB to read lips. 579 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,480 -Fuck, Andrei, man, You are like a box of surprises. 580 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,000 You are a fucking iPhone, you know how to do everything. 581 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,720 Come on, tell me, what else do they say? 582 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,440 -I didn't know you were a porn actress. -The best. 583 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,440 But I had to leave it, for Esteban. 584 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,720 -I'm not surprised. As Cro-Magnon as he is, 585 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,840 I'm sure he has banned you work on that. 586 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,120 -No, it's because Esteban has me... 587 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,400 "Arcandol." 588 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,720 -"Arcandol"? -Yeah. 589 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:23,160 Burning, tired and sore. 590 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,320 -Lady Juliet have camphor. 591 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,360 -What do you mean, camphor? 592 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,600 -Camphor. 593 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,560 -What is camphor going to be like? If that is an ointment 594 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,440 What did I give to the children? when they were little and had a cough. 595 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,360 Are you sure you know read lips? 596 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,400 (ANDREI) -Don't worry, I'm not Esteban, With me you don't have to pretend. 597 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,680 I have met many men, but none like Esteban. 598 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,800 It's fun, it's a great idea. 599 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,400 And above all, We have amazing sex. 600 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,200 I can assure you that satisfying myself is not easy. 601 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,920 Are you saying that Esteban...? Esteban is like a wild tiger, 602 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,280 an erupting volcano, a storm unleashed. 603 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,840 Maybe the problem He didn't have it, you had it. 604 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,040 Ask the Moor. 605 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,400 -Uh! 606 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,000 (LAUGHS) 607 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,480 -And dad said that you weren't going to get along. 608 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,200 My sister, camel? As I'm telling you, Pepa. 609 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,960 And what do we do? Raúl, have you spoken with the lawyer? 610 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,440 It doesn't catch me, It will turn out that it is us. 611 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,640 I don't understand it, how did they find out? 612 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,680 (Mobile) 613 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,360 Wow, that's your cell phone, right? It's coming... Shut up. 614 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,040 (Mobile) 615 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,600 Let's see? 616 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,560 It comes from my room. 617 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,520 Here it is, it sounds muffled. 618 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,960 Let's see? Here. 619 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,560 Yeah? It's me, Pepa. 620 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,200 I'm calling you from the police station. Carmina, how are you? 621 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,320 Good, sister. Who are you with? 622 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,360 With the boys. And is there anyone else? 623 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,240 No, just the family. Who is going to be there? 624 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,480 Carmina, how do you think of make you camel? 625 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,840 Oh, look, that doesn't matter now, I only have a minute. 626 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,040 Put your hands free. 627 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,040 Hands free. Hello, family. 628 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,400 Tita, do they treat you well in prison? 629 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,640 Tita, say you know me, That will open many doors for you, 630 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,520 than to newbies They don't treat them very well. 631 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,920 -I'm not a newbie, so don't worry. 632 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,240 How are you not a newbie? 633 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,600 Well, look, that doesn't matter now. Listen to me. 634 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,240 Not even listening. Since when have you been a trafficker? 635 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,280 If you needed money, have told me. 636 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,720 I didn't do it for that reason, really. I did it for charity. 637 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,160 For charity they make empanadas for the poor, 638 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,480 You don't pass marijuana. How disgusting, for God's sake. 639 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,960 I'm really sorry, Pepa. 640 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,800 If I already wanted to leave it. And now what? 641 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,720 What's going to happen to you? Well, now patience. 642 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,000 I'm out in 48 hours. 643 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,160 The problem is let them catch me something else. 644 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,320 They can't catch you, if you had already left it. 645 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,400 (CLEARS THROAT) 646 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,760 Tita, listen to me. I'm Ivan, tell me. 647 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,400 -Ivan, huh... 648 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,280 How are the tomatoes? As? 649 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,280 I think jail It's traumatizing her. 650 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,600 Shut up, fuck. The tomatoes are good, very delicious. 651 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,760 And the eggplants, everything. But what do you want us to do? 652 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,800 -Well... 653 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,640 I think you're going to throw them at me, 654 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,040 because I believe They will be weak, right? 655 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,080 Don't worry, if they are weak, 656 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,840 we already do a good ratatouille or something. 657 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,120 No, not ratatouille, it gives acidity. 658 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,040 Ivan, get him out of the house. 659 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,600 No food is thrown away... Shut up. 660 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,400 The boxes he brought. 661 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,640 Well yes, it is like that. 662 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,400 Pepa, really I'm very sorry. 663 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,520 Forgive me, huh? Getting you dirty and all that. 664 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,000 (Beeps) 665 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,400 Carmine? Carmina. Ivan, come on. 666 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,280 (bell) 667 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,640 Poor people! 668 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,240 Poor people! 669 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,160 Where are the poor? 670 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,680 Oh. And what the hell has she come for? 671 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,960 Mom, do you want me to shoot a pilates ball 672 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,160 Is this a crazy bitch? 673 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,800 Calm down, daughter, I'll kill her if necessary. 674 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,640 Hello, evil old lady. 675 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,520 What have you come for? Shall we sign you up for some class? 676 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:26,040 No, it's just that I came to... It's just that I'm ashamed. 677 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,560 Wouldn't you have here a little grass? 678 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,640 Smoke. 679 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,280 Joy, little cigarette of laughter, a trocolo 680 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,640 I would swear that you have been misinformed, madam. 681 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,720 Well they say there that now you are narcos 682 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,920 and they are going to put you all in jail. 683 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,640 How bad people can be with the rumors, right? 684 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,880 You know as well as I do They have arrested my sister. 685 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,960 Well then what I have come to tell you 686 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,160 It's going to be much better for you, My pepa. 687 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,160 I doubt it, you piece of shit. 688 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,920 How much aggression. 689 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,760 I have come to help you, I have come to help you. 690 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,000 don't see me like an old capitalist 691 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,280 who comes here to take advantage of your bad luck. 692 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,640 Well, come on, talk. 693 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,400 You have a term left on the debt, 100,000 euros. 694 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,760 Just what I came for to offer you. 695 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,960 And since I'm good, Pepa, I offer you for the same price 696 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,120 fix yourself too the other little problem, 697 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,560 that of your sister the camel. 698 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,480 Are you going to take out my sister from jail? 699 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,560 Well I just have to do a call. 700 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,000 You sell me the academy and in a couple of hours 701 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,320 you have your sister here skinning a cat 702 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,560 or what you do the cathetas of La Mancha. 703 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,760 Let's see, I'm going to get down to your level so that you can hear me well, 704 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,480 fucking gargoyle. 705 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,640 Before I take out my guts with a spoon to sell you this. 706 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,560 Oh, right? Well go. 707 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,160 Too bad. Anyway, Mao Tse-Tung, let's go, 708 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,280 because it is not appreciated here my human quality. 709 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,280 Ah, since we're going to be a family, 710 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,680 I want to have myself a little detail with you, 711 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,040 a secret 712 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,280 you know that Inspector Miranda 713 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,480 it's as if it were a son for me, right? 714 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,040 A son of a bitch is what he is. 715 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,520 Well, he told me that you have to all the Vicálvaro Police 716 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,160 camping out there and tonight They will come with a court order 717 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,880 to look for I don't know what. 718 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,560 Bye. 719 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,800 Ivan, go see if it's true. 720 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,360 From here I see three retirees, a couple 721 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,360 and an Indian who sells beer, all of the secret. 722 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,600 Damn, the Indian too? Yes, the bastard stopped me four times. 723 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,400 We have six hours to get rid of marijuana, 724 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,280 if not... 725 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,440 If not, we all end up in jail keeping my sister company. 726 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,480 Need help? 727 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,720 -Hand me that pile of clothes, Please, Andrei. 728 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,040 What's wrong with you, big guy? 729 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,840 -My chick is leaving the nest. Leave us very alone. 730 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,800 -I love you very much, Andrei. 731 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,560 But you're going to have to stop to call me that, huh? 732 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,320 Furthermore, It's only going to be a few days. 733 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,840 -Not taking Verdito? 734 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,840 Never separate yourself from him. 735 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,880 "Sara, I'm mom, I love you." 736 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,920 -Do you remember that I couldn't sleep without listening to it? 737 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,960 -To Mr. Esteban not like what I'm going to tell. 738 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,280 -I'm very glad you came. -Me too. 739 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,400 -Have you already closed your past? -Well yes. I'm here, right? 740 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,800 -Why don't we start little by little, huh? 741 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,560 We forgot about the wedding and without pressure. 742 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,560 -Well, bring me here to dinner with your whole family... 743 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,840 It is a bit of pressure, right? -Well. 744 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:06,880 Yes. 745 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,680 50 kilos, you have to screw yourself. 746 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:18,040 And she cultivated all this alone. in his garden. 747 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,560 Next to the eggplants. 748 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,440 I've wasted half my life getting you out of all kinds of trouble 749 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,800 and this time I have to help my sister 750 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,400 and I don't know how to do it. How do we get out of this? 751 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,080 Look, aunt, how I see it, we have three options. 752 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,520 Burn all this in the yard, but they would see the smoke from Ávila. 753 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,560 The second option, which is a classic, 754 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,600 throw all the load through the toilet, 755 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,440 but there is no plumbing that can hold 50 kilos of drugs. 756 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,400 And the third is to sell it. 757 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,040 We are not going to sell drugs. 758 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,200 My sister is in jail for that. 759 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,280 Well then... We are screwed. 760 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,800 Yes. 761 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,760 Raúl, come in, that we know you are there. 762 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:54,800 Oh. 763 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,080 (HISSES) Don't speak loudly, that they can hear us, 764 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,240 there may be a microphone. Wow, what a stink of drugs. 765 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,280 Relax, okay? 766 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,840 I've given it a lot of thought and I think I have the solution. 767 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,480 If you talk about dialogue again, I'll tear your head off. 768 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,120 No, I have ruled that out. You have to confess. 769 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,360 This can be international, We don't know what Tita... 770 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,600 Look at Pablo Escobar, He was also a town lord. 771 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,280 No, no. No? Okay. 772 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,640 That I already have it. 773 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,800 We need a wildebeest. 774 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,880 A wildebeest? Yes, brother, a wildebeest. 775 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,400 I watched a documentary yesterday, okay? 776 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,400 Nature is very beautiful, but it can also be very cruel. 777 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,400 Do you know what you have to do the wildebeest to cross the Amazon 778 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,000 Why is it full of crocodiles? 779 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,080 But, sister-in-law, There are no wildebeest in the Amazon. 780 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,360 Well, it will be another place, it doesn't matter. The oldest wildebeest is slaughtered 781 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,440 so I can cross the rest of the pack. 782 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,600 But what do you want, huh? Sacrifice mom? 783 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,520 What are you saying? 784 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,240 Where do you want to go? Because we're in a bit of a hurry. 785 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,320 I explain it to you. 786 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,200 we need someone that draws the attention of the Police. 787 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,080 We need a wildebeest. 788 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,480 (Door) 789 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,440 Excuse me, gentlemen, ladies. 790 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,800 What do you want, Milton? We are gathered. 791 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,440 I wanted to know if you closed or I close. 792 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,520 Already. You close, you close. I'll leave you, eh? 793 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,600 See you later, goodbye. 794 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,160 I think I already know how to get marijuana 795 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,360 from the academy, I just came up with a plan. 796 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,880 And with that plan of yours, How many laws do we break? 797 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,680 Do we want the aunt to be free? 798 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:21,640 Speaks. 799 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,080 Wow, how handsome! 800 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,040 -It's the suit with which my father came out in "Surprise, surprise." 801 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,880 -And what is that? -Damn, Sara, you are so young, darling. 802 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,640 -What a suit, right? My mother. -Man, Javier. 803 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,800 -How are you? How are you doing? -Good, good. 804 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,040 And where is it? -The fact that? Where is the what? 805 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,400 -Like what? The Chateau Magnol bottle. 806 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,840 -I didn't know what I had to bring a bottle of Magnol. 807 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,000 -Has no one told you? If you don't bring the bottle, 808 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,520 you can go back to your fucking house touching palms? 809 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,080 (CLEARS THROAT) 810 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,360 (LAUGHS) 811 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,800 (LAUGH) 812 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,320 What a veneer he has left. 813 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,200 No, sweetie, you come here at expenses paid. 814 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,280 It's a house joke. Have you seen, Sarita? 815 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,760 We have become friends immediately. -Yes, yes. 816 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,840 -Come in, let me introduce you. to the rest of the family. 817 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,680 Family, attention, attention everyone. 818 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,080 Here you have the baby's father. 819 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,840 This is Sara's mother, Asunción. Well, the Asun. 820 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,840 -Amira Al-Fadami. 821 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,560 -Delighted, his most excellent princess. 822 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,760 -Don't come so up front either, sheikh's wife and that's it. 823 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,560 -You can call me Amira. 824 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,080 -Well, this is Juliet, my girlfriend, Julieta, huh? 825 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,760 Good, pretty and Spanish name, no Moorish things. 826 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,480 -Welcome, Javi. -Delighted. 827 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,200 -Jacob is over there, that is my son, 828 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:43,720 I imagine you already know each other, 829 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,880 because you almost gave each other hell a couple of times. 830 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,720 And with him is Rocío, his fiancee. 831 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,040 Well, some lovebirds, like you. 832 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,680 -I already know her. -Oh, yes? 833 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:52,880 -Oh, yes? 834 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,640 -Yes, from TV, from rallies. -Ah. 835 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,680 -Clear. 836 00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:59,880 Well, they had broken up, but we are very happy 837 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,840 that they have returned, right, daughter? True, Mrs. Consuelo. 838 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,840 -Well, we are very happy. 839 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,000 In the end, conflicted loves They are the most loved. 840 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,120 -You already knew my grandmother, Javi. -Yes, once. 841 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,080 Of course, handsome. 842 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,880 Give me two kisses, come on, that we are going to be family, dear. 843 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,320 Come here. 844 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,840 I already saw your balls once. The next one will be to cut them off. 845 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:29,280 Come on, come here. And to your family, Sooner or later, I'm going to kill her. 846 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:33,840 Well thank you very much for the invitation, a real honor. 847 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,600 -Gentlemen, dinner is ready. -Perfect, Antonio, thank you very much. 848 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,920 Well, if you think so, Let's all go to the dining room, eh? 849 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,640 -Tell your cousin I'm sorry. 850 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,440 -Sara, Sara. 851 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,920 do you believe that this has been a good idea, 852 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,800 about coming to your house? -Of course yes. 853 00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:58,840 -Yeah? -Yeah. 854 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,040 -I'm terrible at these things, I speak through music, Sara. 855 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,480 What am I going to do, the asshole? in front of your family. 856 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,080 -Javi, be yourself. -Yes, we are going very badly there. 857 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,800 -What's up? Come on, let's go. 858 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,640 -Congratulations on the baby. 859 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,480 -Thank you. 860 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,720 Hold your breath and put in a belly. 861 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,240 Come on, another little spin. Come on, put your belly in. 862 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,280 A little more, that we are finishing. 863 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,680 You're going to forgive me, eh, Milton? You are the wildebeest, do you understand wildebeest? 864 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,240 Mr. Raúl, I don't know why they're packing me up. 865 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,640 -To cushion the fall. -What fall? 866 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,080 No, no, I'll leave it. -Uh, huh. 867 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,240 Do you remember Why have you asked me for a vacation? 868 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,680 to go see your grandmother What is very bad in Peru? 869 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,720 Yes. And he didn't give them to me. 870 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,280 Right, but I'm going to leave you that you go to the funeral. 871 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,800 Because the family in Spain and in Latin America 872 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,520 It is very important, it is respected. 873 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,720 And this what you are doing you are doing it for my family, 874 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,040 you've been here for two days, but it's as if it were yours. 875 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,080 That's my aunt, that's my aunt. 876 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,080 And why are they taping my hands? 877 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,960 I have already found the box. Cousin, is the van ready? 878 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,760 Loaded to the brim. Gentlemen, what is in this box? 879 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,080 -Everything in its time, You're very inquisitive, Milton. 880 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,800 Milton, I wanted to thank you. the sacrifice you are going to make 881 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,680 for our family. What sacrifice? 882 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,840 No sacrifice. 883 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,240 What makes you think Is nothing bad going to happen here? 884 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,800 And if something happened, that is not going to happen, 885 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,480 well this family he will be indebted to you 886 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,840 all life. Milton, you are a machine. 887 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,280 What a good person you are, really, huh? 888 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,360 There. 889 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:40,080 Javier, tell me, what do you do? What have you studied? 890 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,440 -Yes, that, Javierito, tell us. What have you done? 891 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,480 A degree, a master's degree, a few years of music theory? 892 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,320 -More or less -What do you mean more or less? 893 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,440 -Dad, don't be annoying. 894 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,520 -I always say that I have studied in the master of life, 895 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:52,640 which is not little. 896 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,080 -I always say too that it is not necessary to study 897 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,160 to get ahead. Look at Andrei, huh? 898 00:42:58,760 --> 00:42:59,760 Say hello, Andrei. 899 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,320 (LAUGH) 900 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,600 -You haven't studied either, Right, Stephen? 901 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:10,640 -Well, you know better than that, because my dad made me very young 902 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,600 to work and until now, daughter. 903 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,360 But well, It hasn't gone badly for me either, right? 904 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,400 -Well, maybe It could have gone a little better for you. 905 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,440 Who knows? 906 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,160 -Maybe, maybe. 907 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,800 Who doesn't give a damn to the water? He's your husband, right? 908 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,040 What's it called? Abderraman? Ali Baba? It doesn't matter. 909 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,400 The fact is that this one lives like a fucking king 910 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,720 but come on, than studying or shit. 911 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,600 -My husband speaks seven languages 912 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,040 and runs a conglomerate of 28 companies. 913 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,200 -But move away a little from your limousine 914 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:44,160 Not to greet me, right? I mean, what education, just right. 915 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,400 (LAUGHS) 916 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,200 Say hello to you? But what do you say? Don't make me laugh. 917 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,640 -You're not very educated either, huh, dear? 918 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,040 -Do you want me to tell you? what do you look like? 919 00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,120 -Mom, shut up now. 920 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,600 -You look like a couple of idiots. that you think you have been lucky 921 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,480 in life, but they don't realize... 922 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,120 -Well, that's it, enough. -What's wrong with you? 923 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,480 -Verdito is what happens to me. -What do you say now about Verdito, daughter? 924 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,440 -Who is Verdito? 925 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,840 -The stuffed animal that you have bought me every year, 926 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,280 don't you remember? -Now, now. 927 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,360 Sarita, let's not stir up the past, what not... 928 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,160 -Why have you been covering to this woman every year? 929 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,680 -That I don't cover, Sarita. 930 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:24,600 -I know it was you who bought me 931 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,400 all the gifts, this woman He has never bought me anything. 932 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,040 -But how the hell do you know that? 933 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,760 It was you, wasn't it, idiot? 934 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,040 Will you be flip flops, fucking russian? 935 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,760 Why are you telling them? 936 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,560 -The truth is important, sir. 937 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:41,280 -Daughter, I'm very sorry. not having been there, 938 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,760 But I am now, baby. 939 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,600 We will have a lot of time on the trip. (LAUGHS) 940 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,000 -No. -How not? 941 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,160 -I'm not going with you, mom. 942 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,760 -How not? 943 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,200 -Fuck you in the ass, mom. 944 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:57,000 -Hey, I won't allow you. that you talk to me like that. 945 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,880 Esteban, tell him something. -No, of course. 946 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,240 How do you tell your mother: "Fuck you in the ass, mom"? 947 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,680 That is not said, no. It is said: 948 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,920 "Fuck you in the ass, Princess Amira." 949 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,320 But well done there in the ass. 950 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,800 -Oh! 951 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:19,360 You are all Vicálvaro chonis. And you are the first, old lady. 952 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,600 Oh! for once I agree with you 953 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,520 in something. Go fuck yourself, jihadist. 954 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:25,920 I'll call the taxi, huh? 955 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,720 Let him go on the magic carpet. Chinita, the chair. 956 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,240 It's still faster. 957 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,520 You, why don't you take advantage and you leave with the blackberry? It's your time. 958 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,560 My boyfriend is not going anywhere. Nowhere? 959 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,520 to jail, to visit his entire family. 960 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:50,480 Come on, shoot, let's go. 961 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,840 Come on. -And now what do I do? 962 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,280 -You run away, You get out of the car and greet him. 963 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,520 But running, very posh. -No, no. 964 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,880 We have them, damn it, we have them. 965 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,480 The judge's order has reached us, let's go in Do you copy me? 966 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,120 We enter. -Copied. 967 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,880 -How am I going to enjoy this moment. 968 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,800 What the hell...? 969 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,440 -I just don't see this, Mr. Ivan. 970 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,960 -Aren't you going to run? -No, no, I don't do it, no. 971 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,680 -Come on, fuck me. 972 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:28,160 (Screams) 973 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,960 -Armed suspect. 974 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:32,120 That our panchito is immolated. 975 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000 (SCREAMS) 976 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,360 Drop the explosive, motherfucker, let it go! 977 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,320 Come on, come on! I go, I go, I go! 978 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,760 Drop the box, drop it! 979 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:46,720 Let her go! 980 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,520 Start up! 981 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,720 Drop the box, bastard, drop it! -They are firecrackers, sir. 982 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,600 It's a fucking mascletá. 983 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,480 Is something wrong, agent? 984 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:06,920 You're behind this. 985 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,240 Milton is the waiter from our bar. 986 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,400 I told him to take it out some firecrackers from my granddaughter. 987 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,480 Either you let him go or I'll report you. for police brutality. 988 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:19,320 Run, run, these bastards They are taking the marijuana. 989 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,040 They're taking it out! Let's go, come on! 990 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,760 (Mermaids) 991 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,640 Very good, Milton, very good. 992 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,800 Fuck you, Miranda, fuck you, you bastard! 993 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,760 Yes, come on, but let's go pouring milk. 994 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,640 Well, calm down, my life, They are not going to take away your points. 995 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,000 Where the hell do we take her? -Tira, I'll guide you. 996 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,520 I'm going to be mayor. 997 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,840 What do you want to become? in Jesús Gil? 998 00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,000 Well look, yes, because it has been the greatest entrepreneur in Spain. 999 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,960 Attention, attention, has arrived in your city 1000 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,880 the upholsterer's truck! (LAUGHS) 1001 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,920 Here the prisoner, who is going to become a babysitter 1002 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,480 of the daughter of another prisoner. 1003 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,720 is asking me take care of a little girl, 1004 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,720 that's sucked. A little bit of SpongeBob, 1005 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,880 a four cheese pizza and hello, it works. 1006 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,640 Tito Ivan? -Ani? 1007 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,840 Ah! 1008 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,760 (Door) 1009 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,760 -Iván, we have to talk. Can I come in? 1010 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:27,840 -It's too long? 1011 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,160 -Even though it bothers me, You and I have a bond. 1012 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,560 Very small, but it is a... 1013 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,320 Whose ass is that? 1014 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:38,160 -What mess is going on here? Chiquetete has been lost, son. 1015 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,040 Who is going to kidnap a cat? 1016 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,160 My political enemies. Yes, Villarejo, don't you mind? 1017 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,160 -We have your cat. 1018 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,920 I'm going to pay half a million euros to see your head on a pike. 1019 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,880 Have you kidnapped a cat? Do you know anything about a cat? 1020 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,360 Mom, I think Yes, we have kidnapped a cat. 1021 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,480 Ivan Carranza! 1022 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,400 Where are you? I'll kill you! 1023 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,840 Fucking cock! 1024 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,120 -Sara. 1025 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,000 Oh! 1026 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,880 Come on, Esteban! Oooh! 1027 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,600 1028 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,360 I am Marchioness of Cuenca. 1029 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,000 ¡Chiquetete! 1030 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,080 Start up! 1031 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:24,680 Do we have news yet? from Chiquetete or what? 1032 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,480 Your girlfriend's faggot friend, That one has my Chiquetete. 1033 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,760 I feel a lot what I'm about to do. 1034 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,080 Oh!